• Tumblr app: I'm done loading
• Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
• Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter

dylanobylan:

i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live 

(Source: teenwhoops)

bandbutts:

If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute 

fake-mermaid:

u know what annoys me, that one day there will be a whole new generation of people  on tumblr and that is not okay i like this generation of people no one will ever be as cool as us

loki-forever:

people who leave right after a Marvel movie ends